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The New Life
Created on 2008-03-06 21:03:22 (#15093735), last updated 2009-11-15
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| Name: | Kat |
|---|
1. Kathryn
Quiet, but crazy, a little bit spaztic, and a whole lot of amazing.
J: "I love Kathryn, she may be a spazo, but she's fantastic."
2. Kathryn
pretty amazing girl who can shake that booty at any time at any place.
woah, that girl on the bar top...yeah, she's doing the kathryn!
3. Kathryn
An amazing girl that specializes in the act of shaking booty and crushing competition in soccer. Will never give up even when fully aware of her inevitable defeat. Also known as "the beast." Do not mess with, is known to out weight-lift Arnold.
Sweet and holy God, just look at Kathryn walk by today.
| Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Katosis | |
| Cause: | spread by rats |
| Symptoms: | grey stools, vague blood in urine, shoulder pain |
| Cure: | paint a black cross on your front door and wait |
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kat!
- Kat can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders.
- If you drop Kat from more than three metres above ground level, she will always land feet-first.
- Kat can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period.
- In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of Kat!
- Over 2000 people have now climbed Kat, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down!
- The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Kat.
- Americans discard enough Kat to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months.
- Kat can last longer without water than a camel can!
- Kat is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.
- The international dialling code for Kat is 672!
Member of: Real women have curves, If you're OCD and you know it wash your hands, ALW's Phantom of the Opera...the real version not the movie!, Against Cruelty to Animals, Anytime is a good time for Italian Food, If you remember this you grew up in the 90's, I have considered dressing like crap just so I can be on what not to wear, Thespians of America, I've learned more watching Mythbusters than I ever did in school, Ellen Degeneres is my talk-show host HERO!!!, LDR-Long Distance Relationships, jon and kate plus eight fan club, Legalize same-sex marriage, It's not my fault what you said could be misconstrued as a sexual innuendo, I want my 90's Nickelodian back, I don't care how comfortable Crocs are, you look like a Dumbass, Feed a child with just a click!, Class of 2009: The Global Group, Green is the new black, Chocolate=love!, Monk Fan Club, Yes I still watch Disney movies, No I don't care if I die at 12 AM I refuse to pass on your chain letter, Thank god I'm atheist/agnostic, wajood band, Garaway Thesbian Troop #6566 members and supporters, Gods & Mythology of Ancient Egypt, People who always have to spell their names for other people, I spell Kathryn the right way, I secretly want to punch slow walking people in the back of the head, I have an amazing boyfriend, Faries and Elves trapped in human form, Colin Mockery is the MAN, whose line is it anyways rocks!!!, I am fluent in sarcasm, Born 1/26, Everybody Loves Raymond
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As my favorite dove once said, "Love the skin you're in"
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Nothing Sucks Like A Kat.
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[Please don't tell me I'm the only one who finds this amusing]
Because Kat Can't Drive.
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acting, alternative rock, ancient egypt, animals, beyonce, bicentennial man, classical, corpse bride, dancing, darth vader, darth vader the musical, diary writing, disney, ellen degeneres, elves, elvis, ewan mcgregor, fantasy, furcadia, garry, ghost adventures, gosslin kids, heels, helix jr, home videos, jon gosslin, kate gosslin, lady gaga, lego xbox games, lily allen, listening, livejournal, monk, most haunted, moulin rouge, mythology, nichole kidman, nickleback, paper, paranormal, photography, psyche, psychology, pursuit of happyness, robin hood comedy, roleplaying, romance, seven pounds, showtunes, shrek, sims 2, singing, sleeping, spring, star wars, techno, wall-e, what not to wear, will smith, womanizer
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